femmewitch:

my soul just left my body

I HATE when girls swear

riverclans:

snarftheconquerer:

It hurts. Hearing a cute voice say such foul things. It makes me sad.. If you want make to me sad be a girl and swear..

shut the fuck up

suctioning:

Teacher: sit down
Me: drank

fat women: *gets shit on by peers, media, the fashion industry, products and marketing*
skinny women: *praised by literally everyone*
skinny women: *doesn't say shit while fat women are being put down*
Nicki: fuck skinny bitches
skinny women: what the FUCK what htE FUCK??? YOU ARE Nt gonna get ANYhwer by shMING ANY body type...we have to LOVE evyer,,,one!!!!1111
Math majors be like

idropthatthunthunthun:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you know Calc hun

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

grumpysalmon:

Nah, that is idiocy. Weakness. Poison the chocolate. Defeat her.

ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

ladeh-amanda:

But that was what I came here for.

You are now officially denied access to the Superwholock fandom. Have a nice life.
Anonymous

the-pietriarchy:

this is the best news I’ve heard this year

automotivated:

Audi R8 V10 Photo: Jeferson Grilo

automotivated:

Audi R8 V10 Photo: Jeferson Grilo

railroadsoftware:

sonofashepherd:

railroadsoftware:

new vacuum, boys

looks good

thanks 👌

railroadsoftware:

sonofashepherd:

railroadsoftware:

new vacuum, boys

looks good

thanks 👌